My Ever-Evolving List of Things that are Bullshit

1. Picnics. 
Overrated, uncomfortable, unsatisfying pains in the ass.
2. Red velvet cake. 
It's just chocolate cake with red food coloring. I'll lose some respect for you if I hear you say it's your favorite.
3. Lettuce. 
Pointless filler.
4. Lasagna. 
In the words of @KerriLendo: It "just isn't even that good." I've only ever had adequate or terrible lasagna.
5. Body Mass Index (BMI).
 "Top 10 Reasons Why the BMI is Bogus" (NPR.com)
6. White Chocolate.
It doesn't taste like anything.

7.  Eating breadsticks made with pizza dough as a side dish with pizza.

C'mon, guys.

Creepy, now that I think about it...

[to the tune of Chopsticks]

Jesus my savior will love me forever

He'll never forsake me, no never

And always he'll walk close beside me

And tenderly guide me 

Until I reach Heaven's bright shore.

Oh won't you come and go with me

And be God's dear child for eternity?

He'll save your soul and make you whole

If you'll only trust him just now.

I have no idea who wrote this, but we used to sing it in Sunday school (or was it church choir practice?) as children.

It seems creepy and brainwashy to me now.