Friday, February 27, 2015

My Ever-Evolving List of Things that are Bullshit

1. Picnics. 
Overrated, uncomfortable, unsatisfying pains in the ass.
2. Red velvet cake. 
It's just chocolate cake with red food coloring. I'll lose some respect for you if I hear you say it's your favorite.
3. Lettuce. 
Pointless filler.
4. Lasagna. 
In the words of @KerriLendo: It "just isn't even that good." I've only ever had adequate or terrible lasagna.
5. Body Mass Index (BMI).
 "Top 10 Reasons Why the BMI is Bogus" (
6. White Chocolate.
It doesn't taste like anything.
7.  Eating breadsticks made with pizza dough as a side dish with pizza.
C'mon, guys.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Creepy, now that I think about it...

[to the tune of Chopsticks]

Jesus my savior will love me forever
He'll never forsake me, no never
And always he'll walk close beside me
And tenderly guide me 
Until I reach Heaven's bright shore.

Oh won't you come and go with me
And be God's dear child for eternity?
He'll save your soul and make you whole
If you'll only trust him just now.

I have no idea who wrote this, but we used to sing it in Sunday school (or was it church choir practice?) as children.

It seems creepy and brainwashy to me now.